1.31.2007

TWISTED NEWS BREAK: Still Jumpy After All These Years

So, we all know it takes 22.3 years for a tragedy to be funny thanks to South Park. However, I find it somewhat funny that our post-9/11 sensibilities drove the good people of Boston to be scared shitless by a stupid and pointless guerilla marketing campaign, which, by definition, are always stupid and pointless (Advertising Lesson #107.2). Damn, Boston, Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest shows on TV. Isn't there a single person in your city that has basic cable? I live in Kansas where people overwhelmingly believe Evolution is just an irrelevant and silly little theory, and the TV under my rock can get [Adult Swim]. I know the world is a much more dangerous place today than it has ever been, but what kind of dumbass is going to put an LED Mooninite on their bomb? My advice, check out Invader ZIM before NickToons puts up a billboard and you think Earth is being invaded.

posted by Jim at 9:54 PM