12.10.2007

Amy Winehouse is No Sid Vicious

Personally, I don't care if Amy Winehouse goes to rehab. No, no, no. I just want that fucking song out of my head. Fortunately, I don't think I will have to wait very long. Let's see if I can accurately depict what's about to happen with Miss Amy's career. Here's some options:

1. She'll win the Best New Artist Grammy. And like most other winners of the Best New Artist Grammy, we'll never hear from her again. She'll hock her Grammy for drugs and end up face down in a gutter somewhere. No one will miss her.

2. She'll continue to be the poster child for morons, fight with her husband, run half-naked through the streets of London and never make another album again. No one will miss her.

3. She'll get arrested and go to jail, find Jesus and never make another album again. no one will miss her.

So, what have we learned about the celebutards... no one will miss you.

posted by Jim at 6:00 PM