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12.19.2007Are You F*&$!#@G Kidding Me: Holiday EditionZoey 101 Teaches Sex Ed Maybe this should have been called White Trash 101. Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant! This really comes as no surprise. C'mon she's 16 and from Louisiana. Truth is, by southern standards, she's getting her family started a bit late. I'm sure all her friends have at least three running around the trailer by now. At least Jamie Lynn will be able to provide for her young'un without having to work down at the local tittie bar... for now. I'm just hoping Twisted Daughter is learning something from the young Disney and Nickelodeon stars of today. If you take naked pictures of yourself, they'll end up on the Internet. If you have unprotected sex, you'll get pregnant. If you act like a whore, you better have a show on Nickelodeon or Disney. What's next, Spongebob Squarepants coming out of the closet? Countdown to X-Mas This year I haven't heard as many people acknowledging the war on Jesus... er, I mean, Christmas. I guess it's because we are gearing up for an election year and it is more fun to scare the country with Hilary than eternal damnation. However, I have seen a lot of blasphemous behavior this year. My favorite is the nylon inflatable Nativity complete with Joseph, Mary, animals and the Baby Jesus. The only thing that would make this better would be if it were a snow globe or maybe included Santa and the reindeer gambling. If you have this in your yard and think that you are not going to Hell, think again. 2007: Year of the Gay Republican And speaking of people who have one foot in Satan's fiery pit, Rolling Stone has deemed 2007 the Year of the Gay Republican. Check out the latest issue to get the rundown on how deep the GOP closet is. And don't miss Bill Maher's Dickheads of the Year.
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