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3.25.2008My Name is Jim... I'm an Internet AddictHi Jim! I am so going to get disability on this one. There's a growing movement to add Internet Addiction to psychiatry's official guidebook of mental disorders. Finally, doctors who understand me will be able to prescribe drugs to cure me. The best part is I won't have to fake being a sex addict anymore. I really thought that one would move faster and get me to "disabled" status more quickly. Nope. I think this Internet Addiciton-thing is going to be the ticket. I'm so excited, I think I'll Twitter.
posted by Jim at 11:37 PM
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i'm so confused now. being a sex addict myself (i am a dude - enuff said), if i spend the majority of my day looking at porn on the internet, do i have 2 disabilities...or only one? more importantly, can i now get one of those handicap stickers so i can park close to the mall? that would be super sweet.  Jim said...
Good question. I would guess you have multiple disabilities, but you'll need to check with your doctor. To be honest, the handicap parking sticker is only one of the many benefits afforded the disabled. Personally, I hate the people who park close to the mall with the sticker that aren't really handicapped, especially the obese ones. Who needs a good walk more? Maybe you should look at it this way, the longer your walk the more women you get to mentally picture in weird sexual positions before you get inside the mall. |
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