Aug 19, 2008

The Mystery Continues

Of course, the Bigfoot body turned out to be a hoax. I might be a little disappointed, but the truth is I'm mostly happy. Some things are better as mysteries. To me, mystery typifies beauty. And the beauty of monsters is that there is no conclusive evidence of their existence, which helps me preserve a small piece of my innocence.

Aliens that only drunk rednecks see, sea monsters that only drunk Scots and Canucks see and woodland apes that only drunk hunters see, I believe in them all. I've told Twisted Wife and Twisted Friends time and time again my dream job would be chasing these mysteries... and I have a $10 gallon of whiskey ready to go when I retire and begin the chase.

posted by Jim at 11:17 PM