"As a writer you get used to the fact that you're going to encounter things on a daily basis that make you wish that you'd thought of the idea first."
- Skinny D

Be My People

By all accounts, Random Acts... is immature and hurried. I guess that's why I'm so attached to it. Much like me, it's childish and sometimes completely incoherent.

Just about everyone who reads this book tells me how it is lacking and doesn't live up to my fullest potential. I can't even count how many guidance counselors and teachers have said that exact thing about me.

The only thing that saves this piece of underachieving crap is the pretty pictures. I think they were called the "highlights of this book" by a completely unqualified critic in a small-town, indie mag that no one read. Anyway, I have Tyson Schroeder and Julianne Donovan to thank for them.

And I Will Be Your God

Since Random Acts... is out of print, and I will never publish it again, I've decided to make the original manuscript available to anyone who has Adobe Acrobat Reader. It's alright if you don't, you can download it for free.

Sorry, the original manuscript does not have the pretty pictures. It does, however, have the stories and poems as I meant them to be published, immature and hurried, childish and incoherent.

Gallery

I would be remiss if I didn't provide the "highlights of this book." So if you can't read, click on the pretty pictures.