WARNING: This image is extremely disturbing. Although doctors are calling it a "cyst," I believe it is an alien egg sack implanted in my body 12 years ago. View at your own risk.

Top 10 Names for the Aborted Alien

Ewww

10. Now that's a spicy meatball
9. Quasimodo
8. Goo Ball
7. Bundle of Gross
6. Play-Doh
5. The Hamster
4. Twisted Jimplant
3. My Lovely Lady Lump
2. My Soul
1. Lumpy (Submitted by TW)

 
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