<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19812512</id><updated>2009-10-17T08:48:17.703-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Story Time with Twisted Jim</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.twistedjim.com/podcast/index.shtml'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.twistedjim.com/podcast/atom.xml'/><author><name>Jim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00022669248695668379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19812512.post-33899487154075439</id><published>2009-04-12T17:59:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-21T11:53:22.232-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Story Time with Twisted Jim - The Last Hundred Yards</title><content type='html'>In the interest of getting back on track with my digital library, I have remastered one of my favorites &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.twistedjim.com/pics/snd/HundredYards.mp3" rel="enclosure"&gt;The Last Hundred Yards.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; I said it before and I'll say it again, if all you're asking yourself at the end of this one is, "Why'd he have to kill a dog?" Then, you missed the point.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you prefer the eBook version of &lt;em&gt;The Last Hundred Yards&lt;/em&gt;, feel free to download it from &lt;a href="http://www.feedbooks.com/userbook/5002" target="_blank"&gt;Feedbooks.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;-tj&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19812512-33899487154075439?l=www.twistedjim.com%2Fpodcast%2Findex.shtml'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/33899487154075439/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19812512&amp;postID=33899487154075439' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/33899487154075439'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/33899487154075439'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.twistedjim.com/podcast/2009/04/story-time-with-twisted-jim-last.html' title='Story Time with Twisted Jim - The Last Hundred Yards'/><author><name>Jim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00022669248695668379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14475252848587537364'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19812512.post-3125069285547621643</id><published>2009-03-22T08:36:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-21T11:54:20.274-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Story Time with Twisted Jim - Donuts with Dad</title><content type='html'>Okay, so the plan of one new story a month is not quite working. But it is &lt;em&gt;only&lt;/em&gt; March and the February story is done. So, without further ado, I give you &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.twistedjim.com/pics/snd/Donuts.mp3" rel="enclosure"&gt;Donuts with Dad.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; It is my first attempt at comedy... unless you have my sense of humor and find suburban swingers, dysfunctional families and karmic retribution as funny as I do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And if you don't like the sultry sound of my silky voice, you can enjoy &lt;em&gt;Donuts with Dad&lt;/em&gt; as an &lt;a href="http://www.feedbooks.com/userbook/4369" target="_blank"&gt;eBook.&lt;/a&gt; Either way, enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;-tj&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19812512-3125069285547621643?l=www.twistedjim.com%2Fpodcast%2Findex.shtml'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/3125069285547621643/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19812512&amp;postID=3125069285547621643' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/3125069285547621643'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/3125069285547621643'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.twistedjim.com/podcast/2009/03/story-time-with-twisted-jim-donuts-with.html' title='Story Time with Twisted Jim - Donuts with Dad'/><author><name>Jim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00022669248695668379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14475252848587537364'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19812512.post-2580115214036229547</id><published>2009-01-16T01:55:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T02:02:40.428-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Story Time with Twisted Jim - Aeronausiphobia</title><content type='html'>Story Time is BACK! This is the plan. One new story a month. It will be a podcast, an &lt;a href="http://www.feedbooks.com/userbook/3104" target="_blank"&gt;eBook&lt;/a&gt; and on twistedjim.com. You come and get it, and I will keep writing and posting. Deal?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please enjoy the first story of the new STWTJ, &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.twistedjim.com/pics/snd/Aeronausiphobia.mp3" rel="enclosure"&gt;Aeronausiphobia.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; It's one of my favorites. And if you don't want to sit through the whole thing, at least enjoy the evil new intro music.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Until February,&lt;br /&gt;-tj&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19812512-2580115214036229547?l=www.twistedjim.com%2Fpodcast%2Findex.shtml'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/2580115214036229547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19812512&amp;postID=2580115214036229547' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/2580115214036229547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/2580115214036229547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.twistedjim.com/podcast/2009/01/story-time-with-twisted-jim.html' title='Story Time with Twisted Jim - Aeronausiphobia'/><author><name>Jim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00022669248695668379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14475252848587537364'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19812512.post-114871039640990540</id><published>2008-05-26T22:06:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-22T14:35:30.227-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Story Time with Twisted Jim - The Internet Song</title><content type='html'>It's great to be free from my shackles and back with an all new &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.twistedjim.com/pics/snd/InternetSong.mp3" rel="enclosure"&gt;Story Time with Twisted Jim.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; Tonight is a cautionary tale about the world of broadband Internet. So, listen close kids and learn how the Internet really works. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want to thank everyone who has been so supportive during the last week. Hopefully, this will make you laugh and say to yourself, "&lt;em&gt;This&lt;/em&gt; is what Jim is doing now that he's unemployed! Get a job, loser!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19812512-114871039640990540?l=www.twistedjim.com%2Fpodcast%2Findex.shtml'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/114871039640990540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19812512&amp;postID=114871039640990540' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/114871039640990540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/114871039640990540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.twistedjim.com/podcast/2006/05/story-time-with-twisted-jim-internet.html' title='Story Time with Twisted Jim - The Internet Song'/><author><name>Jim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00022669248695668379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14475252848587537364'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19812512.post-114343319017317550</id><published>2008-03-25T10:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-22T14:13:47.424-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Story Time with Twisted Jim - Suburbia</title><content type='html'>I normally get all artsy-fartsy on people when talking about this story's social relevance. Too bad, they always believe tonight's &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.twistedjim.com/pics/snd/Suburbia.mp3" rel="enclosure"&gt;Story Time with Twisted Jim&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; is simply another of my sexual fantasies.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19812512-114343319017317550?l=www.twistedjim.com%2Fpodcast%2Findex.shtml'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/114343319017317550/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19812512&amp;postID=114343319017317550' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/114343319017317550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/114343319017317550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.twistedjim.com/podcast/2006/03/story-time-with-twisted-jim-suburbia.html' title='Story Time with Twisted Jim - Suburbia'/><author><name>Jim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00022669248695668379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14475252848587537364'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19812512.post-114136602430042197</id><published>2008-03-03T00:04:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-22T14:14:09.222-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Story Time with Twisted Jim - Statistics Don't Lie</title><content type='html'>What a difference two weeks makes. I'm back with one of my favorite stories for tonight's &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.twistedjim.com/pics/snd/Stats.mp3" rel="enclosure"&gt;Story Time with Twisted Jim.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; Unfortunately, this is the one Twisted Mom doesn't like so much. So, Mom, don't click on the link!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19812512-114136602430042197?l=www.twistedjim.com%2Fpodcast%2Findex.shtml'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/114136602430042197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19812512&amp;postID=114136602430042197' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/114136602430042197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/114136602430042197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.twistedjim.com/podcast/2006/03/story-time-with-twisted-jim-statistics.html' title='Story Time with Twisted Jim - Statistics Don&apos;t Lie'/><author><name>Jim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00022669248695668379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14475252848587537364'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19812512.post-113834058767134346</id><published>2008-01-26T21:41:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-22T14:15:01.064-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Story Time with Twisted Jim - The Poetry</title><content type='html'>Just when you thought I couldn't get any lazier, tonight's &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.twistedjim.com/pics/snd/Poetry.mp3" rel="enclosure"&gt;Story Time with Twisted Jim&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; celebrates my poetry. I can't help but feel a bit like a fourteen year-old girl.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19812512-113834058767134346?l=www.twistedjim.com%2Fpodcast%2Findex.shtml'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/113834058767134346/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19812512&amp;postID=113834058767134346' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/113834058767134346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/113834058767134346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.twistedjim.com/podcast/2006/01/story-time-with-twisted-jim-poetry.html' title='Story Time with Twisted Jim - The Poetry'/><author><name>Jim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00022669248695668379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14475252848587537364'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19812512.post-113696075042869259</id><published>2008-01-11T00:22:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-22T14:15:25.257-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Story Time with Twisted Jim - Served Up Cold</title><content type='html'>I settled on a wholesome tale this evening to celebrate the coming of my baby boy. It's a story of revenge, strippers, drinking and naughty fantasies. &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.twistedjim.com/pics/snd/Cold.mp3" rel="enclosure"&gt;Story Time with Twisted Jim&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; is proud to present, my favorite of my stories, &lt;em&gt;Served Up Cold.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19812512-113696075042869259?l=www.twistedjim.com%2Fpodcast%2Findex.shtml'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/113696075042869259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19812512&amp;postID=113696075042869259' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/113696075042869259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/113696075042869259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.twistedjim.com/podcast/2006/01/story-time-with-twisted-jim-served-up.html' title='Story Time with Twisted Jim - Served Up Cold'/><author><name>Jim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00022669248695668379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14475252848587537364'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19812512.post-113644065529647981</id><published>2008-01-04T23:55:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-22T14:15:51.066-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Story Time with Twisted Jim - Before I Get Married</title><content type='html'>Tonight, it's a special story, my wife's favorite, as we prepare for the arrival of our baby boy. &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.twistedjim.com/pics/snd/Married.mp3" rel="enclosure"&gt;Story Time with Twisted Jim&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; is proud to present &lt;em&gt;Before I Get Married.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19812512-113644065529647981?l=www.twistedjim.com%2Fpodcast%2Findex.shtml'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/113644065529647981/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19812512&amp;postID=113644065529647981' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/113644065529647981'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/113644065529647981'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.twistedjim.com/podcast/2006/01/story-time-with-twisted-jim-before-i.html' title='Story Time with Twisted Jim - Before I Get Married'/><author><name>Jim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00022669248695668379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14475252848587537364'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19812512.post-113462557393471919</id><published>2007-12-14T22:39:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-22T14:35:51.813-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Story Time with Twisted Jim - Cow Tipping</title><content type='html'>It's here! It's here! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to bring you &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.twistedjim.com/pics/snd/CowTipping.mp3" rel="enclosure"&gt;Story Time with Twisted Jim.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; This one's an old favorite... my first, and only, science fiction story. Enjoy!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19812512-113462557393471919?l=www.twistedjim.com%2Fpodcast%2Findex.shtml'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/113462557393471919/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19812512&amp;postID=113462557393471919' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/113462557393471919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19812512/posts/default/113462557393471919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.twistedjim.com/podcast/2005/12/story-time-with-twisted-jim-cow.html' title='Story Time with Twisted Jim - Cow Tipping'/><author><name>Jim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00022669248695668379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14475252848587537364'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>