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4.08.2007The Sunday Sermon - Rev. Jim ReturnsJust like Jesus on Easter, the Rev. Jim and The Sunday Sermon are back! That's right, the Rev has stepped back into the pulpit and he's ready to throw. He's more fired up than ever and he's brought along some friends. Stop stuffing your face with Peeps for five minutes and listen to what the man has to say! Take a moment on this fine Easter Sunday (I'm serious, put down the chocolate bunny) and help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley. Thanks.
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5.26.2006Story Time with Twisted Jim - The Internet SongIt's great to be free from my shackles and back with an all new Story Time with Twisted Jim. Tonight is a cautionary tale about the world of broadband Internet. So, listen close kids and learn how the Internet really works. I want to thank everyone who has been so supportive during the last week. Hopefully, this will make you laugh and say to yourself, "This is what Jim is doing now that he's unemployed! Get a job, loser!" Maybe, if you help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley, I can entertain you full-time. Ha, who am I kidding? At least I can dream.
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4.19.2006The Tuesday Sermon - FarewellAs I say goodbye to The Tuesday Sermon, I wish to thank anyone who listened and took anything I said seriously... sucker! I also want to thank Scott & Steph for coercing me into this, Tyson, Derek & Laura for encouraging it, my wife, kids, sister & parents for supporting it, Dave & Renee for tolerating it and Tricky Dick's speech writers for the help. I'm sure my condemnation will be swift and severe. You can still take a moment to help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley, because, Story Time with Twisted Jim is still around.
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4.11.2006The Tuesday Sermon - The Easter SpinThank you, National Geographic Society for dumping the Gospel of Judas into my lap so close to Easter. Otherwise, the Easter version of The Tuesday Sermon would have never been possible. If you haven't already, take a moment to help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley, because, like everyone, I need some positive reinforcement to realize my self-worth.
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3.28.2006The Tuesday Sermon - God is an AmericanIn tonight's Tuesday Sermon I finally talk about Scientology, Mormons and my search for an American religion. I'm a Reverend in search of a denomination. If you haven't already, take a moment to help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley, because I'm tired of the same people getting top honors month after month.
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3.25.2006Story Time with Twisted Jim - SuburbiaI normally get all artsy-fartsy on people when talking about this story's social relevance. Too bad, they always believe tonight's Story Time with Twisted Jim is simply another of my sexual fantasies.
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3.21.2006The Tuesday Sermon - Spreading Out the MessageAfter a month of nearly getting cancelled and malicious hackers trying to silence Reverend Jim, The Tuesday Sermon is here. A new theme song, a new attitude... Today, I will do something new! (Isaiah 43:19) If you haven't already, take a moment to help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley. It will make everyone a little less comfortable.
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3.03.2006Story Time with Twisted Jim - Statistics Don't LieWhat a difference two weeks makes. I'm back with one of my favorite stories for tonight's Story Time with Twisted Jim. Unfortunately, this is the one Twisted Mom doesn't like so much. So, Mom, don't click on the link!
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2.12.2006The Sunday Sermon - Cartoon ViolenceI'm gonna be pissed if the recent unrest leads to even less violence in cartoons. This week's Sunday Sermon is dedicated to the people that think it's okay to be religiously ignorant. Making fun of what you don't understand, though instinctual, can only lead to hurt feelings (and people dying for no reason). If you haven't already, take a moment to help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley. It will make me feel better.
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2.09.2006Story Time with Twisted Jim - The Last Hundred YardsI hope you enjoy tonight's Story Time with Twisted Jim. This is a brand new story, written days ago. So, take it easy on me. If all you're asking yourself at the end of this one is, "Why'd he have to kill a dog?" Then, you missed the point.
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2.06.2006The Sunday Sermon - Super SundayThe Sunday Sermon was preempted by the Super Bowl, which got me to thinking. Is God's marketing dollar being well-spent? PLEASE: Help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley. Thank you.
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1.29.2006The Sunday Sermon - Qualifications UnnecessaryThe Sunday Sermon asks the question: Why are we letting musicians, comedians, newscasters and filmmakers force-feed us our politics? Then again, why are we letting politicians act? PLEASE: Help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley. Thank you.
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1.26.2006Story Time with Twisted Jim - The PoetryJust when you thought I couldn't get any lazier, tonight's Story Time with Twisted Jim celebrates my poetry. I can't help but feel a bit like a fourteen year-old girl.
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1.18.2006Story Time with Twisted Jim - Goodnight MoonTonight's Story Time with Twisted Jim is dedicated to the newest member of my family, and income tax dependent, Marshall Wade Dayton.
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1.15.2006The Sunday Sermon - I'm ExhaustedI thought about skipping The Sunday Sermon this week. But what kind of example would that be setting for the new boy in my house? So, enjoy what happens when I'm too tired to try hard and too stubborn to blow it off. PLEASE: Go to iTunes and review The Sunday Sermon or help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley. Thank you.
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1.11.2006Story Time with Twisted Jim - Served Up ColdI settled on a wholesome tale this evening to celebrate the coming of my baby boy. It's a story of revenge, strippers, drinking and naughty fantasies. Story Time with Twisted Jim is proud to present, my favorite of my stories, Served Up Cold.
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1.04.2006Story Time with Twisted Jim - Before I Get MarriedTonight, it's a special story, my wife's favorite, as we prepare for the arrival of our baby boy. Story Time with Twisted Jim is proud to present Before I Get Married.
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1.01.2006The Sunday Sermon - Happy New Year '06The Sunday Sermon is all new and improved for 2006, with predictions for the coming year and such. And if your as hung over as me... HAPPY NEW YEAR! Take some Advil and get off the couch. 2006 Begging: Please go to iTunes and review the new and improved 2006 Sunday Sermon. Finally, Podcast Alley has my feed right. Please go there and vote me into the Top 100 podcasts.
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12.21.2005Story Time with Twisted Jim - A Tribute to Mark HoltStory Time with Twisted Jim pays tribute to one of the strongest people I have ever had the pleasure to know. I will miss you.
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12.18.2005The Sunday Sermon - Spreading the WordEven the Bible says a sandwich board or tagging cars with flyers is not the proper way to proselytize. Find out the etiquette in this week's Sunday Sermon. Shameless Begging: Please go to iTunes and review The Sunday Sermon. And once Podcast Alley gets my feed right, go there and vote me into the Top 100 podcasts.
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