The Meaning of Life So Far

I was recently confronted with not being a team player, which left me speechless momentarily. After a short meditation on the statement, I realized this wasn't an insult but rather an astute observation of my character. Not only are there no teams out there I'm interested in playing for without compensation, but, really, what team would have me?

It's my humble opinion that all the current teams are going to hell anyway. So, why would I align myself with any of them? I'm sure some of you are surprised that I believe in an afterlife. You may be saying, "But Jim, you've always said you don't believe in organized religion, what's up?"

Here's the skinny, folks. I have acknowledged the fact that I have free will. Thus, I can interpret the holy documents of each and every organized religion however the fuck I choose. And here comes the logic, I'm sure some of you will be smart enough to duck.

The Logic*

Every holy text I've read begins with an origin of man. Most of the stories go something like this: Man is created, and like every other animal on the planet he is oblivious. He is not the top of the food chain, he is not the most intelligent, and, most important, everything is right with the world. Through some shady circumstances, man learns the one thing that puts him in a universal ranking just above animals and just below God. This one little tidbit of knowledge, and this is important so pay attention, is the difference between Right and Wrong. Therefore, I can summarize the rest of the texts in one sentence.

Do what's right.

This is the most difficult concept for people, myself included, to comprehend. It's the one thing that everyone who's ever segregated themselves due to race, religion, or ideology has completely misinterpreted. Yet, it's the easiest thing in the world to do.

Examples

I'm sure someone will say, "Well, Mr. Know-it-All, different people think different things are 'right'. What do you say to that?"

I say, fuck you. People know the difference between right and wrong. It's what makes us better than shit-throwing monkeys. (In a much sweeter tone) But to address your problem, I will give you some examples:

1. William Pierce knows it was wrong to write the Turner Diaries. He knows it's wrong to hate people and breed hate. He knows he will never be recognized for anything worthwhile. So, like anyone who's forfeited the game of life, he'll take what he can get.

The really disgusting thing about breeding hate is that men like Pierce prey on the stupid, then the alienated, and finally the children. They wrap their ignorance up in the Bible and place it under the tree for unsuspecting flunkies. I just hope that they never get organized.

Of course, Pierce is not the only person on this list. He's just the target I chose today.

2. I have a problem with people who use the suffering of others for personal gain. The gain may not be monetary. Sometimes people are just fishing for sympathy. All too often, people's suffering is used to make others feel guilty. The people that practice this know it's wrong. I won't mention any names.

This also makes people believe that they understand one another on a level that I couldn't possibly grasp because "my people" have never been persecuted. It's crap. Guilt trips are for children who don't get what they want and can't accept it.

3. Finally, anyone who confuses fear with faith.

*Jim reserves the right to change his mind and disavow any knowledge of these statements whenever it is convenient for him (hey, it's the American way). He has, in fact, segregated himself due to race, religion, and ideology on many occasions and will probably do so again. When will he ever learn?

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