Some people can't read. It's just a sad fact of life. But why can't they enjoy these stories like the rest of us? I like to give everyone an opportunity to enjoy my uplifting tales.
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The Internet Song
5/26/2006 - It's great to be back. And after a little re-tooling, the show is better than ever. Tonight I show off my musical ability and let everyone see why I should be the next American Idol. Trust me, the song is the sad story of everyone who uses the Internet. |
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Suburbia
3/24/2006 - This is a commentary on the irreverence of suburban culture. Though most people think its just another one of my sexual fantasies. |
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Statistics Don't Lie
3/2/2006 - This story took a wrong turn at some point and became my mother's least favorite. |
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The Last Hundred Yards
2/9/2006 - Somtimes yours are not the only half-baked schemes. |
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The Poetry
1/25/2006 - Somewhere between nostalgia and laziness is Twisted Jim's poetry. |
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Goodnight Moon
1/18/2006 - Tonight's is a true bedtime story dedicated to my new baby boy. |
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Served Up Cold
1/11/2006 - One of my favorite of my stories. Revenge, strippers, and fast cars, what could be more wholesome? |
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Before I Get Married
1/4/2006 - As my wife and I prepare for another milestone, it's nice to reminisce over one of her favorite stories. |
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A Tribute to Mark Holt
12/21/2005 - These are my greatest memories of a wonderful man. I will miss you. |
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Cow Tipping
12/14/2005 - Finally, I get it started with my best, and only, science fiction story. |
